Normal heart and lungs

No pleural fluid or air

Skeleton intact

Healthy brain matter

CSF spaces maintained

No blood or infarct

Pristine scalp and skull

Clear mastoids and sinuses

No orbital mass

Extremely dense breasts

Circumscribed masses both sides

BIRADS 2 benign

No acute fracture

Good joint space and alignment

Normal soft tissues

Hepatic uptake

Tracer in duodenum

The gallbladder fills

CTA runoff

Diabetes, athero

BKA inbound

Always this order

Needle, wire, then catheter

Minimal blood loss

Nodular Liver

Arterial enhancement

Washout LI-RADS 5

Bright and linear

Perforated intestine

Somebody ate fish